Eric Johnson: "Michael Moore bigger than Jesus [but I won't see his film!]"

Eric Johnson concedes that Michael More is, literally, bigger than Jesus, but explains to a reader why he still won't see the film, concluding:

Anti-Americans in other countries should just give up, because Moore demonstrates our cultural superiority. We're so great, we can even do anti-Americanism better than foreigners! Everybody start chanting now: U! S! A! U! S! A!"